Some theories on where Donald Trumps 916 million could have gone

In the long held secret of Donald Trump’s tax returns, we now know that he somehow lost 916 million American dollars in 1995 alone. We don’t know how the hell he did this, but Fusion created a list of several highly likely possibilities. Here’s some of my favorites:

Donald Trump spent $35 million on Pogs.

Donald Trump put down a $40 million non-refundable deposit into licensing rights for all future sequels and spinoffs to the movie Waterworld.

Donald Trump spent $5 million on a life-sized Furby likeness of himself.

Donald Trump poured $20 million into the ill-fated Donald J. Trump Waterworld* *Memorabilia Store and Family Seafood Restaurant.

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