Behold, a video of the Major’s lengthy and detailed “I like War” speech from the Hellsing series, with the characters and lines replaced with those from the Super Smash Bros series. And the Captain is Pikachu apparently. I’m not sure who Zorin is played by, either Link or Samus. Or both to fit in the greatest amount of playable characters. Anyway it’s a good video. Watch it.
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